You know, Princess is no fool. She doesn't miss a thing, not even when I try to fool her - even though sometimes I can be quicker and can manage to outsmart her. But she learns very quickly from that. Take, for instance, our new thing lately, the glop I try to get her to lick from my finger of the calming stuff. (Yes, I am actually administering a kind of anti-stress antidote to my CAT!) Well, here's what transpired today, from the cat's point of view:
I was lounging in peace in the other room this afternoon, all cozied up and snoozing with my eyes half closed. You know, the other room, our room. When I heard mom approach. She took that overly-friendly tone with me and I immediately got suspicious. I wasted no time - my eyes got real big as I gave her the once-over as fast as I could, even though I was still laying in my spot. I especially tried to look at her hands but I couldn't see nothing [I was hiding the glop in my hand behind me].
When mom takes this tone with me, I know better, see. My radar goes up and I search to try and see what she's up to - I eye-ball her, trying to figure it out. I'm ready to flee, if I have to - but first? I have to assess the situation.
So this time, I coudn't see anything, and she was quick to come up to me and stroke me and all. So, I figured that was allright. When all of a sudden i saw it: there was this smell at the tip of her finger coming at me, at my face, the one that oh, I hate so. It was too late then...she had me, and I couldn't get away. All I could hear was more of the sickly-sweet tone from her, all the while pushing this funny-smelling glop on my mouth: "Come on, honey!", she cooed cheerfully; "Go ahead! It's nummy-num!"
Aw, please! I have to lick it now that you've pasted it on me, and I really, really hate it sooo....
"ALL DONE !", I then heard her say as she cheerfully walked out of my room. I stayed there, on the bed, trying to collect myself from this sudden intrusion.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
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