This mornin' mom came down a lot later than her usual thayme and Pipi and Ah were patient but anxious to go down to the kitchen with her. Pipi got a little skittish after a while and decided to start running around downstairs and playin. Until mom came down.
Next thang Ah knew? Ah hear her shriek. We pretty much know: when we hear mom do the shrill-shriek? We know somethang's gone wrong. She saw somethang on the floor and picked it up... and Ah guess it waws somethang about that thang that seemed to be the cause of all the shrieking. Ah mean, Ah did nawt hear any words comin' out of her mouth at first, she was just shrieking in laike... horror. She kept holding up this tiny little thang when Ah realized AH hadn't done anythang... It was awl directed at Pipi, thank god.
Ah removed mahself from this scene as quietly as possible. Pipi, honey? You're awn your own.. Ah'm sorry, but this thayme Ah'm just gonna retire over there bah the wall until this is awl over...
Pipi of course was acting awl sheepish and guilty.. it waws so obvious.. Ah mean, the more mom shrieked and showed her that tiny thang, the more Pipi kept lowering herself to the ground and flitting away. Finally we heard the "What did you DO?!!" phrase, but then there waws this other word we'd never heard of before and mom kept repeating it, well... shrieking it to Pipi: "Expensive!!" And Pipi would just stop and stare at mom whaile this word was being yelled, tryin' to understand what IS "expensive"?? And whah is that so bad??
It didn't seem to blow over as fast as other thaymes... Pipi was still in the cat-house minutes afterwards... and mom kept reminding her about this damn thang that Pipi played with. We finally went downstairs and stayed down there, away from the heat... let mom cool down.
[... "Pipi" managed to open my Chanel eye cream jar....complete with a paw print in it. ]
Sunday, May 24, 2009
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