Pipi and Ah had some really bad fights lately. As soon as mom came home, Ah get attacked by Pipi soon after, she's such a bully to me. She lunges for mah neck and knocks me down to the floor ... mah legs fly around up in the air as Ah roll around on mah belly tryin' to get mah balance. And half the thaymes Ah throw mahself down on the floor anticipating her attack, that's mah defensive stance. Ah let her 'cause Ah know Ah'm so much bigger than her. Ah 'been together with Pipi since Ah can remember, Ah luuve her so much, Ah always run right to her whenever Ah hear her cry. She just has a bad temper and thinks this place is all hers sometimes, is awl. She even screeched at me a couple of thaymes, twisting her neck lookin' realy ugly at me, humping her back... So Ah got the message...
Next thayme mom came home and tried to get me to plop down on her lap like we used to before, Ah wouldn't let her. Ah knew Pipi wouldn't laike that, so Ah kept mah distance. Mom couldn't understand it so she would come and get me again, trying to get me to stay and relax with her but awl Ah could think of was to look around anxiously for Pipi - Ah knew Ah'd be in trouble if she saw this.
Sure enough there she waws... in mah face, walking up to the couch looking at me menacingly: "You on there? What did we say?", she glared.
Well, mom noticed awl that and tried to put Pipi in her place. But Ah still couldn't relax enough and had to shake mahself loose every time and jump away. Ah took quite a beating over this, Ah wasn't gonna risk it. Pipi just got sick and tired Ah think of mom paying me too much attention whenever she comes home, so naw Pipi is the one to jump on her on the couch.
We got over it, pretty much. Ah get back at her too, eventually ... knocking her on the floor so hard sometimes she yelps. And then mom breaks it up by yelling "Stop fighting!!" and we split up immediately. Pipi stalks off with her ears down, looking really piiissed and awl but Ah'm finally free of the badgering, y'knaw?
[Sometimes I'm considering getting them X-rayed for broken bones... ]
Friday, May 15, 2009
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