This mornin' stahrted normal enough for us awl. Everytin' seemed faine until Ah went into a room Ah usually don't go into. Ah was kand of fascinated bah this colorful thang standin' there, it beckoned to me. So Ah stretched mah neck and looked into it, explore it; it was so colorful on the outsade and it had this empty space inside it. Hmmm...
Then Ah decided Ah wus gonna walk away from it when the thang grabbed ahold of me and wouldn't let me go! The more Ah yanked mah neck back, the more it came at me, mimicked mah movement! Ah started to walk and it started to follow me! Well, that totally spooked me owt then and Ah ran so fast laike Ah never ran laike that before. Ah ran toward mom, she wus standing in her room upstairs; she tried to catch me but Ah couldn't stop! The thang was still onto me! Ah wusn't stopping for nothing. The thang wouldn't let go! It took awn a laife of its own and gawd knows what it wus gonna do to me! Ah ran out of mom's room and flung mahself down the stairs - this wus do-or-die, Ah tell ya! And Ah could hear the thang making this crunchin' noise all the whaile as Ah flew down, Ah tell ya it wus right AWN me! Ah ran back upstairs again, and down the stairs trying to get it to leave me alone!
I ran out of gas... Ah got so taired, Ah had to stand there all still, in the middle of the kitchen. Ah could go no mawre. Ah no longer cared if that thang was awn me anymore. Mom came down and somehow? She made it go away, it was off of me. She held me close to her, Ah thank she was worried 'bout me.. Ah was breathin' real heavy, couldn't catch mah breath. She held my head close to her and waited until Ah was awright Ah guess.
And then Ah realized, Pipi got awl freaked owt bah awl of thiiss... and went hidin' behand the couch. Aw, naw.. Not again.. Ah looked her way but she wasn't coming owt. Ah better wait then, Ah layed down there waiting for Pipi. Mom came and sat next to me and started tawlking, whaile she was strokin' mah head:
"It's okay, Princess.. Gabriel's okay, see? It's okay. Gabriel just... had a bad fashion choice, that's all... "
Ah decided to scoot over a little bit, further away from mom... Ah don't know if mom was helping matters, wasn't sure Ah wanted to associate mahself with this boolshiit.
[I almost pi'd on my pants this morning in the middle of trying to get ready for work. Gabriel got stuck on the handles of the empty Aerosoles shoe bag; if anybody's ever seen one, it's a big paper shopping bag in bright colors like red, yellow, green. ]
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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