Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Mah Nit-Picking Nature
...has gotten me in trouble with mom... You see, Ah finally got mah turn with mom tonite, up bah the laptop. She called me while Ah was still down bah the floor and Ah actually answered her dis time with a complete, audible meow. Naw, for ME, dat's a milestone. Becauze Ah never do dat, usually... Ah just chirp.. And naw? Ah actually have answered back.
Anywah, Ah eagerly climbed on there and she hugged me real good.. But you see, Ah can't just settle on one spot.. Ah have to turn this way and that, and Ah have to walk all over her thangs she got around the laptop thang.. She got papers arranged just so.. And then she's got her personal thangs we never are supposed to take or play with.
So Ah finally settle on one spot, and Ah'm gettin' stroked and stuff... But then Ah see her place sometin' on the other side dere and Ah got all antsy again and wanted to go see what it was.. She started sayin' to me "No... no... nooo...! Settle please! "... But Ah didn't pay no mand... Next thang Ah knew, all hale broke loose and she started yelling... Ah got so startled, Ah jumped down and all her papers flew all over the floor... Now she was yelling louder... "God DAMN IT!!! "
Ah stood bah the dining room and she comes in and continues yelling at me: "WHY can't you just SETTLE?? Why can't you act like a NORMAL CAT?!! ".... What?? Ah'm not a 'normal cat'?? Ah looked at her all upset, mah eyes dilated.. God DANG! Ah haven't been yelled like dat ..ever!
[LIFE, IS NOT ALWAYS A BED OF ROSES I'M AFRAID... ESPECIALLY WHEN MOM ISN'T WORKING.. ]
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