Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Don't Mess With Me
GOOGIE:
Ah am just not in the mood to be messed with. Ah tried to pick a fight with Bella just because - and got caught in the act. Mom came out of the cat bathroom to fand me hovering over Bella who was lounging in all her glory on her usual spot. Guess sometin about mah demeanor she picked up on and started hissing and leaning away, her ears all flat as a pancake.
So mom came out and saw this little scene and proceeded to chide me up one way and down the uther... Well, Ah didn't like that. Outta the corner of mah eye, Ah saw little Getty running for cover up the steps so Ah high tailed it right behind her, giving her a good chase. Damned if Ah didn't get followed up dere bah mom.
Ah stood dere, facing her bah the last step as she's coming at me: "WHY are you chasing little GETTY?!!!". Ah hissed at her in response..and flung out a paw toward her direction: "Ah will NAWT be chided like DIS!! " was mah point here. Ah went on downstairs but Ah was followed closely... There was Bella again, back at the same spot... Dammit, Ah'm gonna take it out on HER agin! Down the stairs we flew to the ground floor now, Bella in hysterics, yelling at me, and mom and Princess running after us both.
Princess's tail bushed out - a rare thang Ah tale you. She came over to make Bella feel better and Ah guess Bella badmouthed me and gave her the understandin dat Ah gone a beet too far dis time.. Ah deedn't TOUCH dat womancat!!
After dis whole brouhaha, Ah went on up the stairs on my own, wasn't gonna wait around for another momma-chidin'.. She railed at me from behand, the whole house could hear "BAD CAT"... as Ah stood bah the keetchen side table now, marking it tediously, holding the one leg of it bah mah biig whate paw, Ah looked back at mom tentatively, hesitantly:
"We done naw?? "
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