Saturday, January 28, 2012
Eeet's MAH Battle!!
GOOGIE: IT'S MAH BATTLE -
Mom treated me to a special dinner tonight, it was totally different from our usual fare, fresh cooked chicken. I then jumped up on the counter to be with her and we had our usual loving time together, got mah stroking, got mah lauuve. Ah felt energized.
So Ah had to jump down and go bully Bella. Ah chased her downstairs and had a whole procession up mah ass pretty much, with mom running down screaming at me and Pipi before her trying to stop me. Well Ah was on a roll here.. Ah couldn't stop. Ah deed it again.
So the whole house got on mah case agin, and Ah had had enough: Ah started to hiss at mom, awl the way up the stairs...After Ah chased Bella up to the bedrooms floor and cornered her under a bed... Mom came after me with the squeeert, Pipi was there .. and Ah had to jump over her to get away.. Ah mean she was yelling at me and Ah squeeented mah eyes and hissing...She wouldn't even let me take it out on Pipi.. God dammit!
At some point, Ah sought refuge under the dining table next to little Getty who tried to nose-tip me from up on her chair.. Ah knew mom wouldn't come after me THERE.
Well.. thangs calmed down from there. Ah just forgot awl about 'dees and plopped mahself down behand mom's legs in the keetchen while Pipi was on the lookout for Bella to come down the steps.
[My cat actually picked a fight with me... and now he's forgotten it completely, he's looking lovingly right into my eyes as we speak...]
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