Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Anatomy of A Cat Fight - And Then Some
Ah was paying mom company as usual this time of night bah the 'laptop' thang, all comfy in mah spot so close to her. Then Ah heard a noise, a big 'thud'! Something was wrong out bah the other room and Ah was gonna find out whaat.
So Ah stood up and looked toward the next room. Ah didn't like the sound of that bang-up. Ah jumped down and went to investigate 'cause Ah look out for mah little Getty.
And what do Ah find but MAH little Getty in a corner with miss Bella there having threatened her, cornering her. What in the hale?!!
Ah proceeded to get involved, mah ears up and perked and Ah'm beginning to stare in Bella's direction as Ah get ready to step closer under the table where she's at. Mom was right behind me. Ah decided Ah was gonna do it MAH way: Ah'll just go and have a little talk with her, is all... Meanwhile, little Getty was able to get away from that corner and ran over to mom's room.
"You okay honey?" mom asked her. "eeeh..", Getty responded wearily.
Ah cawntinued to deal with Bella, meanwhile. Ah stood upright as she was scooting down, feeling threatened, and growling at me. "Ah don't thank what you deeed is right..", Ah tried to tell her in a nice way. Ah made no fuss, Ah made no sounds, Ah deed not trah to intimidate her. Ah just stood and looked at her and passed on mah thoughts. Well, she didn't laike that. She cawntinued to growl and in a very lame and might Ah say undignified wah, she moved on a few steps further away from me. Trying to ignore me.
Well, that didn't cut it. Ah stepped it up and followed her. "We're not through, Bella. Ah told you Ah don't think what you did is right.. You can't go after the little one, Ah told you that bafawre." Little Getty was now watching the whole scene with mom behind her, and Pipi was next to them too.. They were all three of them quiet.
Ah turned briefly to little Getty who tried to come closer to us and nodded to her to get out of harm's way and go downstairs. Ah waited until she was gone, Ah didn't want her to see me go after Bella. Bella bah this time kept trying to get away from me and scurried over to the other side of the coffee table in the "living room". Well now Ah had her cornered for sure.
Ah approached, slowwwly lifting one fluff leg over the bottom bar of the 'coffee table', slowly lifting the other fluff leg. Ah approached her all the while staring her in the eye, and the closer Ah got, the huffier she got, ducking low with her ears pasted to her head. Her growl got stronger and louder. Ah let out mah snort right bafawre Ah seized the moment and lifted mah paw to slap her one. Or two.
It was all hale brake loose.. she screamed and ran for cover. Pipi ran over to us at that moment and stood between us.
"Googie, please!!! That's enough!", she tried to tell me. Ah stood there, watching Bella hide next to the couch...behind PIPI, if you can imagine that.
"Awrright, Pipi. Ah'm done."
Ah walked away, satisfied that Ah got mah meaning across to that bully.
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