You know? Ah guess Ah ain't that good at anteecipatin' thangs in mah way. Ah just jump up wherever and whenever Ah want to, and then Ah fand out a bit too late that ... Ah am disturbing somethang.
Ah jumped up on a small table this afternoon [end table next to couch], so that Ah could look owt the window. Ah figured, the wah to do this, would be to first jump on the leetle table, then hop onto the side of the couch, and then finally jump on top of the couch to perch over the window.
Ah laike this plan better than having to jump from the seat of the couch itself, you see... Becoze it is too soft and doesn't give me enough spring, Ah have to ...overdo it.
[His belly is too big.] :)
Anywah, so Ah jumped. But Ah forgawt that 'dis table is full of thangs. Mom's thangs. [picture frames]. So, unfortunately, Ah made a slight deesturbance. Mom looked up at me from her seat at the daning table, she was awn the thang again.
"Hey?!!". Yeah, Ah looked back all embarassed, really. Nose-to-thangs. Okay, they were eentact. At least they didn't fall over. So that pretty much stopped mah momentum cold. Ah had to tend to awl these thangs, for mom's benefit naw.
And then Ah trahd to jump up to the next step, on the arm of the couch, when Ah realized that, that wouldn't be easy either.
What in the HALE?! Ah put mah nose to these two OTHER thangs, standing in mah way. [the TV remotes].
So Ah had an obstacle course, pretty muuuch.
Ah had to literally pussy-foot around thangs just to get to mah final desteenation.
Monday, June 6, 2011
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