Dis battle waus supposed to be just between me and mom.
You see, Ah jumped up awn the table this evening, right when mom began her doing on 'the thang' again bah the table [laptop]. And so, Ah go awn there to deestract her, you see. Ah act like Ah'm not aware of the thang at awl now... And Ah turn mah back to her, waving mah tail furiously from one end to the other.
But yaw see, mah tail apparently slapped her in the face one too many times. So she picked me up without a word, mand you, and put me down. Ah did an encore, just to see if Ah could get mah wah.. Ah jumped back up 'dere and shimmied some more.
Back down Ah went and this time? She was peeesed.. She waved her finger in my face, held awn to my tail, waving it at me whale Ah was down on the floor trying to appease her, and yelled at me. Ah gawt back awn mah feet as soon as Ah could and trahd to brush up against her.. You know, Ah can't take her quite seriously, Ah mean... 'cmon!
Leetle did Ah know though that Pipi over 'dere was watchin' the whole thang. As soon as mom went back and sat on her chair, and Ah laid down to relax? What do Ah have to cawntend with? But Pipi ... PIPI coming over at me now to pick a fight.
Ah mean, she comes around to me and starts cranking her neeeck ? In that menacing, street-cat way?? And Ah'm already down, and she's taking advantage of that.. Attacking me from behand mah head and neck, going right for my throat and awl?!!! Ah used mah front paws and mah bite just to defeand mahself! Pipi's head was buried deep under mah cheeen!!
"HEYY!! ", Ah heard mom shriek. Pipi jumped off me but her tail was wagging now.. like mine. She came at me once more, whale Ah was steel trahing to lounge, only for mom to scream at us some more. She finally left me alone and walked away with her ears down.
[She was lounging just a few feet away from us when she saw me 'pouncing' on Gabriel about his tail on my face.. And she went over there NEXT, to apparently... do the same thing to him, only more intense, in her own animal-instinct style... OMG! ]
Saturday, June 18, 2011
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