Tuday, Ah heard mom cawling me quate early. Ah had to wake from sleep and finally found mah way up to see her bah the thang again. Pipi was already fawning all over her and Ah decided Ah had had enough. Ah started to chase her a little bit.
Then Ah stood nearbah mom and trahd to warn Pipi to stay away. She crouched beneath me and tried to plead with me, squealing.
Ah lost mah footing right about that time, and Ah don't mean mah own paws... Mom came out from behand me and broke it up. She picked up Pipi and walked away with her. Huh... Ah was just left standing there whale Pipi was now getting the royal treatment with mom placing her bah the food bowls.
'Ain't gonna ween this battle', Ah figured, so Ah sauntered over to the middle of the kitchen floor and began to roll mah belly back and forth, knowing mom would be noticing.
She noticed aw'right: She stood there, looking at me, whale Ah'm in this ridiculously compromasin' position and said to me in an even tone:
"Don't be an asshole. Okay? Just DON'T be an asshole".
Ah craned mah neck upwards as Ah layed there on the floor, belly up, and mah eyes got awl dilated as Ah looked right at mom's eyes and strived to understaaand this new word Ah had never heard of bafawre.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
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