Mom woke up this morning and she let me in right away and Ah climbed on the bed to be with her. Ah patiently sat to her side, knowing she waus steel drowsy and under the covers.
And then mah morning turned slowly to a beet of a nightmare.
First of awl, mom turned awl her attention to me, wantin' to hug me and pretty much smother me. She did make the 'pat down' on her stomach for me to come closer but Ah didn't oblage. So she turns to me in full swing and is naw awl over me, and Ah'm laike.. 'whoa, there lady..'.. Ah'm sitting steel, kind a panicking awl at once. Mah face took awn this expression of .. remorse.
Naw, if that wausn't enough, Ah knew Pipi was watching bah the other side of the bed, bah the corner there.
okay then, mom gave up awn me and finally got up. But that wasn't the end of it.... She comes up to me, this time with the shiny little thang [small scissors]. Aw, naww...this wasn't boding well at all. Pipi told me last time NAWT to trust this little thang.
Ah shifted this way and that but mom kept taling me 'it's okay, I just want to clean you'. So she snips what appears to be MAH fur off mah ... nethers area. Down there.. And Ah look at the tufts, confused. What in the hale?
She wanted moare out of me. And Pipi was there near us now, right next to me, closely watching her every move in horror. And then she jumped down altogether, she couldn't take it. So Ah was left to deal with mom all alone, and seeing Pipi flee made me even moare alarmed.
"NAWWW!", Ah cried and dug mah claws right down, pushing. And then mah one paw got stuck and Ah couldn't take it out as Ah pushed even harder backwards. Aww, come awn! This is too muuuch. "Hey, it's not my fault that you got stuck now!", Ah heard mom say.
"Hiiisssssss!" , I had to finally speak up and let her have a piece of mah mind. Ah can't take it any moare! You can't violate me and mah 'down there' this early in the morning.
Naw, Pipi jumped back up and stuck her nose near me to see if Ah waus okay. Ah was so embarrassed, Ah tried to make it look laike nuttin' was happening - Ah quickly jumped down and she jumped down with me.
"What happened Googie? what did she do to you?", she looked at me, craning her neck to mah face, as we both quickly walked out of mom's room in unison. "Ah daun't wanna talk about it Pipi, okay?"... Ah'd rather look down on the floor and quickly make an escape down to the kitchen.
Ah steel expected, however, mom to serve me mah breakfast. Which she deed, she deeed. And then we awl ended up back 'upstairs' again where mom usually does other thangs. Ah jumped back up on the bed and what do Ah notice: the shiny thang is steel there, right on the bed. Nose-to-thang.
Believe it or nawt, mom got away with snipping moare out of me this second time... while Pipi looked awn again like she was doin' ...uhm, they cawl it whaat naw? "surgery".. Ah just couldn't believe it... Ah'm seeing moare of mah own tufts just laying there next to mah private parts. Put mah nose right awn them to make sure, is this really happening??!! Ah felt so violated, Ah had to put a stop to it, Ah kept shifting mah position in mom's bed and she took mah hint.
[This is what we go through for a ... sanitary snip. Gabriel is a long-hair cat and when he pi's his long hair behind there gets all matted in knots...]
Thursday, February 24, 2011
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