Gabriel has been coasting through life for the past two years without a hitch.. without a worry, really. He has been pampered and loved every single day, he has company in Princess, he has access to a full house, birdies and chipmunks to look at up-close through the glass door, not to mention toys and all the privacy he can handle ... you name it, he's got it.
But he hasn't quite gotten the part where getting smothered by his 'mom' comes with the territory.
And so, yesterday, we had a few tense moments where Gabriel just wasn't in the mood to be 'petted' when I wanted to pet him:
Ah waus beesy keeping tabs on Pipi becoze sometin' was up with her, Ah thank she waus onto sometin and Ah had to follow her when mom all of a sudden grabbed me and picked me up. What tha... Hey! Ah wasn't planning on thees. Next thang Ah knew, she plopped me on the beddie bye and started her little wiles and awl, trah' ing to get me to looove her like Ah usually do in the mornin.
But this wasn't the right time. I felt totally violated and away from the real action, where Pipi waus. Ah tried to leave but then Ah felt mom's paws on me, getting me back right befawre Ah jumped off. OH-MAH-GAWD!! What's goin' AWN here?!!
Mah eyes got the biggest they'd ever bean, Ah just nevah... Ah thought AH was in control here.
Ah finally got away and onto mah business. But Ah just couldn't forget it, Ah felt perturbed and violated for a whale longer. When Pipi decided to park it outside mom's door bafawre she closed up for the night, Ah just sat beside her flapping mah tail in furious annoyance. Mom came out of her room and saw me, she could tale how mad Ah waus. Ah didn't even wanna look at her, really. Ah mean, AH am NAWT a TOY, okay? Ah have mah dignity ... Ah can't be forced to schmooze when AH'm nawt ready!
Friday, August 20, 2010
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