Ah'm Gabriel, here - Ah get addressed as such, Ah don't answer to "Googie". Naw, you all know Ah'm quite easy going and awl. Ah mean, okay, Ah have mah moments. But Ah DO oblaage, yees maam.
Ah try to do raaight by mom and Pipi here.. down to the toilet roll..
But naw? Ah got me another problem. Yaw see, mom was cawling me this morning and Ah heard her, and Ah came to her looking her raaight in the eye laike "yes?". She wanted me to come over to the bed, she tapped her hand raight on it and Ah did oblige right then and there. Ah mean, that was a clear invitation.
But then Ah saw Pipi already awn there, you see. She took kinda laike ... possession of it and in short order? Ah pretty much had to get down soon after that. Ah took my old post by the corner outside the bed room, bah the doorway. That is where Ah wait for mom each morning, you see.. That's mah spot. And, ya' know, mom tried to tell me Ah didn't have to lay there but she just don't understaaand what's going on here. You see, Pipi has a lot of rules of her own 'round here.. It's laike, her bed, her 'poopoo box', her toy, her [scratching post] .. and don't scratch here, don't scratch there.. She pretty much keeps me out of all these thangs. But Ah do insist on the toys, though. She even talked me into not using the 'poopoo box' so she can have it all to herself, you see? Ah had to go downstairs this mornin' and use the other one, even after mom cleaned it all up after Pipi. Ah mean, she tried to put me in there once or twice but then Ah saw Pipi lurking around and Ah just thought: You know whaaat? Ah don't want any trouble, Ah'll go down...
... Ah thank Pipi thanks she owns this place and Ah'm laike.. on the owts.
[Mom ain't gonna let that happen, though.. :) ]
Monday, April 13, 2009
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