GOOGIE'S GRITS
"Ah had to put mah foot down.. paw down, whatevah you wanna call it.
In a beeg way. Ah'm laying there manding mah own business under the coffee table, my go-to spot for safety from prying eyes and hysterical females, when all of a sudden there comes a flaying square. Baby ducked and it .. slapped me in the face! Whah.. eet DUZZ have a lafe of its own, all those rumours were true!
Ah promptleh woke up from mah usual bliss, disgusted. Ah was so disgusted, Ah let out a hiss!
Hiisssssss! How DARE you?! AH shouldn't be the target of deeze flaying thingies, no matter who else may be dodging them!
AH've heard about deeze flaying thangs but Ah nevah paid much attention to all the talk from Getty.. Ah even heard about it from mah home girl, and Ah still paid no mand. Ah just nonchalantleh watched Baby run around trying to dodge them but Ah just saw it as play.
Now, this was a whole new hiss level for me. Momma done thought it was funny but Ah didn't think so... Ah scooted away, hissing and swiping. DEES eeez where AH draw the line. Getty and them all came down to see what was going on, they were shocked to see that Ah had become the latest target of the flaying menace!
And that dirty-butt Bella, can you believe it.. She walked ovah to mom and licked her face while mom was down on the floor laughing after Ah freaked out weeth the flyaing thangies. Bella will take advantage of ANY situation to come out on top."
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