GOOGIE'S GRITS:
"We keeled it.. It finally stopped moving and just layed there after many trahs, chasings, and jumpings. It was awfully hard dere for a while. Baby was pantin' at the end and we were concerned for him, mah Pipi went over to check on him. She is the only one who won't trah and keel the thang, she lets us know in her haughty way she's above all that.
We keeled the bushy furry tail that is.. We don't really know what happened to the rest of the body but dees thang was LIVE, Ah'm tailing ya awl.. It was LAVE and it was taunting us mercilessleh, it wouldn't even leave momma's hand! Ah personally think she was held hostage bah it.
We took turns hunting it down. Babeh was our front-man, always taking charge. He done jump way hagh a lot of tames trahing to tame the thang, make it stop - conquer it and keel it. It would die once in his mouth, but then it would jump up and taunt him in the face all over again. HOW maneh tames do we have to KEEL dees thang to git it to stop moving?!!
Then it would flah ovah to MAH face, momma done trah to get rid of it but it was in her hand the whole tame and she would swing it, looking to us to keeel it. So it flew into mah face ovah and ovah again and it became personal. AH had to trah just as hard as Babeh. Almost..
And then the thang would get away from Babeh's grasp and flah into big Bella's face and SHE done take it personally too. She done not lake it when Babeh trahd to tame it, he would trample into her bah "accident" and bump and grind and what nawt, and big Bella would cry "FOWL!!!" in her most beatchy meow she done got.
Poor Babeh, he don't care how hagh or where he lands, the thang kept landing him right into beatchy Bella half the tames - and it would be another FOWL! And Bella would get awl riled up and peessed off and gallop down the stairs.. She done gain momentum with her belly and then she can't stop, the stairs takes her and it's a bumbling, rolling rade !! [ride ]. And it's a 'bump-bump-bump!' but she done work off awl her issues through DAT process..
Even miss Katie got into the act and trahd to compete with Babeh himself, jumping almost as hagh as he duzz, and twisting a couple tames in mid air. Ah guess she wanted to show him he done have nuttin' on her. So she done work off HER ya-ya's and issues and what nawt, that's furr sure.
That last jump-n-grasp done keel it though. It nevah moved again and Babeh walked away panting. "
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