Ah aint' no angel. Ah do declare, Ah ended up cornerin' all three of mah wily females, one after anotha. And scruffed one up.
At first, Ah became aware dat somethang was going awn up bah the stairs going to mom's room. Ah could hear mom taling big Bella dat "it's okay, come on up!". Well Ah reckon, Ah thought big Bella was causing trouble again, so Ah walked up there to see her. Ah looked up and Ah then see miss Katie at the top of the steps, scootin. "She's giving me a hard time Googie!", miss Katie eenformed me.
Big Bella was down half way bah the steps but Ah didn't lake the way miss Katie was looking, so Ah decaded that Ah was gonna have a word or two with big Bella. And a word or two Ah had, including a snort or two. Well, Ah couldn't help it if that forced miss Bella to lean ovah to the corner.. Nawt MAH fault. But that's nawt the way mom saw it. Anywah, after Ah got shooshed outta her face, mah pride and ego were bruised... to be insulted like that in front of big-B while Ah had her up against the wall! Know what Ah mean?
So down the steps Ah rumbled, liking it or not, and the first female Ah see is mah Pipi. "Hey, Pipi!! What are YOU doing, you loose cat? Hey! come here, AH'LL teach YOU!".. Ah took her bah the scruff to settle her down some.
No... That's not the way mom saw it either. Now Ah'm running around randomly looking for mah next victim.. Ah'm looking to big Bella again but Ah keep hearing 'no!' and 'what's the matter with you??!'. So Ah geeeve up. And trah to take it out on miss Katie. Out of left field, later awn, Ah decaded Ah was gonna corner her where she was standing. Raght up against the wall. She kept looking at me, he little eyes getting big 'n black, trying to reason with me, not a peep out of her. Mah tail was twitchin' and Ah kept closing in, Ah stuck mah paw out toward her.. Mah neck twisted ..
"WHAT's the MATTER with you?!!! "
... Aww, Ah hate deeeze words...
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