Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Mah Firm Resolve
GOOGIE'S GREETS:
Pipi here done attacked me whale Ah was down awn the floor, een a cawmpromasing [compromising] position Ah'd say..
Ah was peacefully lounging awn the keetchen floor, nearbah mom, manding mah own beesiness, when she done come up from behand me and planted, well...more laike DUG EEN, her teeth awn mah belly!! She took several nips bafawre Ah was able to fand mah balance and come up... The more neep she took, the more alarmed Ah became becoze dammit? - eet hurt!!
Ah fanally stood up - and let me tale you: Ah was REALLY peessed! Ah got awl twisted, literally... Mah neck got crooked and mah tail twitched as Ah began to warn her dat BAD thangs were about to happen.. Ah can be quite menacing, you see. She recoiled backwards but was too fearful to move - and dat's when mom stepped een.. She done got away from me while Ah kept hearing mom tale me not to pursue dis idea... Fane.
A few meenutes later, Ah met her up bah the screen door. Ah was composed bah that time, you see. And Ah stood across from her and calmly looked her in the eye: "Pipi? You can't do that again. Ah ain't gonna jump you naw, but you need to get ahold of yourself. Ah mean it."
... And Ah walked away pushing mah shoulders forward with a mission on every step.
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