Monday, May 14, 2012
Don't Give A Rat's Fluff
BELLA'S BULLY BITS:
I went to my usual post there by the edge of the dining room and set up shop, spread-eagle, belly-up.
It's my favorite spot, right by the unused scratching post. Suddenly, in the middle of my snoozin' n' bliss, I sensed something. I raised my neck up from the floor as I'm sprawled all over the place, belly-up in all its glory, and what do I SEE? Mom.. stalking ME!
She raised her hand and tried to touch my belly and stopped as I took a half-hearted swipe; then I lost my belly-balance and rolled to one side. Next thing I knew, she was rubbing my belly and I am in a slow-burn rage, growling and taking it anyway.
Right about in the nick of time, guess who appears out of the kitchen... Orange-bluff-fluff is right. All HE knew is to find me ini this .. tirade, growling.. And HE thought it was all about HIM, as usual. He stopped in front of me and gave me the stare-down, looking disgusted and oh-so-disappointed in me.
(Don't give a rat's ass WHAT he thinks, excuse my expression. )
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