Saturday, September 10, 2011
Ah Turn The Uther Cheek
Miss Bella walked in the kitchen tonight and got all spooked bah the dishwasher running.
Ah guess where she comes from, she's never heard such a thang bafawre, Ah don't know. So Ah just stood there, next to it, and looked at her quietly.
The closer she got to it, the more spooked she got. To the point where she took it out on ME. Her eyes were big and wild and she didn't know what to do. Ah just thought this was a good time for me to appear even more powerful, just standing there staring at her while the thang behind me was making its noise... Ah was gonna take advantage, you know?
Well, Ah nevah.. She just leefted her paw and slapped me one right awn mah cheek.
Ah didn't move, Ah didn't react, Ah didn't flinch or nuthing. That's mah game, Ah'll just stand there emotionless and let you lose your cool. And Ah mean, Ah get that she's older than me - Ah wouldn't slap a cat-lady her age back, nawt when Ah can see that she's scared of the dishwasher noise!
She soon walked out of the kitchen altogether. What a fool.
[It appears as though Googie has an understanding of Bella by now. At first, he was really upset and then depressed by her presence but he is now back to his old self and strong enough to take this little petty skirmish from her and it did not phase him. ]
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