Pipi told me about 'deees. She said that in mom's small room upstairs, she keeps going to the basket, puts her nose down to the bottom side of it becoze it's gawt this irresistible smale. And she's bean doing 'dis over and over, even though she tales me that mom gets mad at her and keeps taling her to 'get out'.
So Ah went een there to investigate mahself. What EES 'dis smale that Pipi's talking about? Ah went straight to the spot she said it would be, and stuck mah nose to the bottom of the basket. [the small trash basket].
Ah dawn't know what it ees or whaat... But it EES eeeresisteble and Ah can't take mah nose off of it.
Mom then came in and saw me losing mahself een this acteevity. She tapped me from behand, trahd to deestract me, as Ah kept pushing the whole basket with mah nose naw.. awl the way to the door.
"Hey! ", she said. Ah was in such a trance, Ah went eento mah primal eenstincts. Nuting could deestract me naw, not even mom . One moare tap awn mah back and Ah turned around sharply and went to bite her toe: "NO! Leave me BE!" Ah had to keep AWN 'dis thang and fand out what 'dis smale (smell) waus awl about. It made me drunk with frenzy and Ah couldn't help mahself.
Then mom reached over and took the whole thang out of mah reach... the whole basket was gone.
Well.. at least Ah trahd. Ah grudgingly walked out upon hearing her tale me to go 'out, out!'.
[I have no idea what it is they have been maniacally sniffing about... maybe a smidge of my hormone cream?!! ]
Saturday, May 28, 2011
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