There's a place near our 'nummy num' where mom likes to go and do things.   Well, she just comes and goes back and forth from this area.   I watch her every time open these doors, and then put things here and move things there... 
I watch in fascination and I can never quite understand what it is she is really doing.  
One time, I jumped up to investigate and I fell into this ....hole!  It was in the middle of this big white thing behind the doors. [the laundry washing machine]  
Anyway, she always tells me to leave from there every time she sees me.   Which only fuels my curiosity even more.  Sometimes, another little door gets left open and I jump up on it to see what's in there; but that's a big no-no, I can tell because she'll use that high-pitched voice of hers ("Ah!!"), instead of a civilized word.   [No cat in the dryer please!] 
Well, tonight I discovered this little thingy near the big doors.  It was really a small thingy, small enough for me to push around.  Yeah, that's right:  I pushed it this way and that and decided that it belonged right about wedged between the floor and the door.. that little opening there, uh-huh.
Next thing I know, I hear mom fumbling with the door while I'm outta there and in the living room by now.  I turn around and see her standing there, looking right at me.
[ I won't repeat here what I really did say at first ...]
I looked back at her totally confused, my eyes popping wide open.   "Who?  ME?? "
"What the F--K did you DO?!!!", she bellowed right at me.    This, was the time to high-tail it.   Onto "downstairs" and out of her way!  
But... I thought I was doing her a ... favor.. I really did think that I put this little thingy where it belonged!     
[... this piece of broken, errant wood off of the trim down there by the doors.. big enough to jam the whole door..]
Monday, April 18, 2011
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