Ah tale ya, Ah trah to do mah best. But sometimes? Mah best isn't good enough.
Yesterday eeevening, Ah saw the storm gathering again between Pipi and mom in the living room and this time, Ah decided Ah waus gonna trah and get in between them.
Even though Ah steel dohn't understand whah it is that Pipi fands it so necessary to do what she does where she has to go mom's couch where she sits and makes a mess. But Ah do know it makes mom upset and mad and she ends up yellin' at Pipi.
So, this time, yesterday? Ah saw it coming and Ah prepared mahself. Ah saw mom coming from the kitchen right about the time when Pipi was sniffing around the couch where mom sits. So mom took on momentum, charging from the kitchen. And so did Ah, so did Ah. Ah ran towards Pipi: "Pipi! Honey? Whaat are you DOIN? Don't you remember this never ends up goood??!"
Pipi turned for a moment and then realized mom's coming at her fast.
"HEY! HEY!!! ", mom bellowed.
Ah deed mah best. Ah tried to shield Pipi but Ah guess it deedn't do any good. Pipi ended up running in her guilty-as-hell style again... As mom, now bah the couch, picked up the flyin' thang again. And here Ah waus, running after Pipi, traying to make sure she'll be okay... when the flyin' thang crashed right behand Pipi's butt.
Hale! Ah gawtta go too, naw! This is too muuuch...
Ah lost steam bah the fifth step above mom and looked down at her, between the railings. Ah looked down at the flyin thang, it waus now in a few different pieces.
Hhmmm... how did it do that? Ah looked carefully at the wreckage and studied mom's face.
"It's okay.. You're out of it, don't worry", mom said to me. Ah came down but then had to go check on Pipi for a whale becoze she wouldn't come down. So it was just me and mom on the couch then.
:(... [the 'flyin' thang' NEVER hits Pipi.. I make sure of it, okay? ]
Friday, November 19, 2010
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