Unfortunately, "P-p" (Princess), is continuing to pay me back for something I did or did not do by leaving some pi on the crack of the couch, exactly where I sit... Good thing it's a leather couch.
So now we have a new routine. Well, let's look at it from her perspective, shall we? :)
Mom came back in last night and did her usual things.. She eventually walks to the couch - and that's when I remember that I left my pi there when I wasn't supposed to. And then I turn and try to look casual but my ears go down in apprehension.
This time, she came right out and asked me while I was still walking around in front of her: "DID you PI on my SEAT?!!" We even made eye contact. I didn't even wait for her to finish, I turned quickly the other way and ran downstairs.
"DID YOU?!! You F--k!", bellowed mom from a distance now.
Sometimes, she won't say anything to me. But when I see that paper on her hand, I know I'm in trouble already [paper towel]. I see her pick it up from the kitchen and then I remember: Oh, NO! And I run away for a while until she forgets it. When I come back from "downstairs", sometimes I see that paper scrunched up in her hand and if she takes one step toward me I know.. I know what's gonna happen so back down I fly, butt and tail up in the air.
I really don't like to smell my own pi. And Googie still can't figure out what all the fuss is about. He just stands there in the middle of the chase and just wonders what just happened. Then he goes over to the couch and takes a sniff - and still looks confused.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
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