I'm going through another heat cycle here, being Princess - the - cat. And so, I found it imperative to leave some of my pi on mom's bed again. Right where she puts her head, pretty close anyway.
I waited until she was busy in the small room [bathroom] before I did my deed.
Happy she was not. I waited for the wail, which did come - and as soon as I heard it and saw her face ... I mean, I did hear the "F--!" word and my ears went down and I scurried off.
She eventually came down to the kitchen where Gabriel and I were hanging out and yelled at me: "YOU?! Are a BAD CAT!!!". I looked straight at her, stopping in mid-track in the middle of the kitchen floor with my eyes wide open and dilated, my ears flat going flat down. Oh-no - Now, that was NOT a good word... "bad cat" is just not what I need to hear.
So then, Gabriel started scratching his claws where he wasn't supposed to. A-HA! - I thought. Here is my chance to REDEEM myself and become an ... UN- "Bad Cat": I ran over to Gabriel in front of mom, just moments after she had just called me a "f-ck", and stopped him from scratching more.
:)
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