Princess has been going through regular heat cycles for the past month now. Every ten days or so she starts in again. I am still hesitant to get her into surgery because she is still underweight. Her metabolism is high, she is full of energy, and the reason she is underweight is because she never finishes her dish of wet food; I have to stand there and make sure she eats and return her back to her bowl as she walks away after just a few chomps. And I have to keep telling Gabriel to "let her eat!", which he so gracefully listens to most of the time and walks away, sometimes pre-emptively.
So, Princess has been on another rampage now since mid-week last week, and she has resorted to marking... MARKING!, can you believe it. Well, here's what may be going through her little furhead:
I just can't stand it anymore! I rock and roll all over the place, I chase Googie and swipe at his butt... He takes a few nips at me and tries to calm me down but it's just not what I expected! I keep calling and calling for the right Tom to come along ... but NOTHING! Not a Tom in sight!... Except Googie .. and I've pretty much figured by now: HE doesn't really count. So, I stepped up my game and jumped on top of the kitchen counter - Hah! Oh-yeah, THAT spot was perfect! I let it rip, did a good marking there. This way, they'll know how to find me. Forget Googie, forget mom. I'm resorting to desperate measures now.
Not a single Tom in sight, I couldn't even smell one. I got so frustrated the other day, I jumped over to mom's "beddie bye" and made my mark for good measure. While she was nearby, I knew she couldn't see me but I figured THAT would be a good spot for me to make my mark - this way, she could help get me the right Tom. It didn't work out that way - she got upset with me and stuck my snout on my own pi. I was actually banished from mom's room for a couple of days.
On her way out the door, as we followed her "downstairs", she looked back at me and yelled: "And you'd BETTER NOT pipi on MY bed!! You F---!!! "
I just couldn't believe it. I was already stooping, watching her go out before I heard the F word... my ears go down when I hear that word, and my eyes were like... totally dilated. "Whaaat??? MEeeee??? " I had the most innocent look I could muster. I hope she felt sorry for me now.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
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