Aw mah, mah, oh-mah.. Mom was at it again yesterday mornin' and she almost ruined mah day. Ah thought everytin' was normal as usual, she was gettin' ready and awl to "go bye-bye" when she suddenly came at me with that dreaded whate cloth that smells a beet nasty. Before Ah knew it Ah was in her control. Again! So Ah gave up and figured, this awl is gonna go away soon.. Ah know it nevah gets too bad, so Ah'm gonna just trust her.
So we both stood there, Ah perched on the stehp in front of the "beddie-bye" with mom holding me bah mah front paws upright. Ah-huh... she's wantin' to clean mah paws, Ah see...
So Ah let her... But it didnt' end there. Mah nightmare was just beeginnin'... Naw she wanted to clearn mah back paws too... God dang it, Ah'm gonna flee naw... But naw, she's after me agin, awn and awn... She wouldn't geeve up. Ah finally relented and let her clean 'em. Ah even stretched them wide apart to make it easier on her. But then Pipi came down where we were and started staring .... Aw, that was just too muuuch.
As soon as she let me go Ah went after Pipi: "hey, what 'chu lookin' at? Huh?!!".. Ah made that girl run up the stairs on the double.
[Another rage transferrence... wish I would've brought 'Wooly-Zingy' down instead..]
Friday, January 8, 2010
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