I came in fairly late in the evening yesterday and in spite of my fatigue, I became like a dog-with-a-bone ... I'd discovered that my hair barette has been missing and it is the one thing I depend on every day to keep my hair out of my face, make a ponytail, get in the shower, etc. This frekking barette, besides, had cost me almost ten dollars! I knew that Princess had succeeded in swiping it when I wasn't looking because the last time I remember seeing it was when I put it down on the coffee table as I lay on the couch about to take a ..well, cat nap. :)
So, I became dogged in finding it... The first plan of attack was to look under the stove, where other barettes had been found.. In fact, by none other than baby Princess when she arrived in the house last December. That was her first foray, to uncover my old barette from under there, even though you can't see anything unless you stick your snout down on the floor. That's what I had to do now... I sprawled all over the kitchen floor with my nose on the hardwood, looking maniacally at the one-inch gap between the stove and the floor. Nothing. Oh, but there was that fake, painted Easter egg that Princess swiped ... So with stick in my right hand I remained in this pitiful position for minutes on end, trying to get this ridiculous thing out of there anyway.
While I'm struggling in this uncomfortable and inelegant position, I feel like somebody's staring at me. I turned around. There was Princess and Gabriel together crouching side by side at the edge of the kitchen, eyes wide and totally dilated. ("Whaaat is she doing??!", Gabriel especially seemed to be thinking, extending his face toward my way.) I stared back.
"Aww, shit! She's gonna come after us! " They both bolted as soon as they saw my face...
Gabriel ran toward Princess who was under the coffee table by now and tip-touched noses ("It's okay, Pipi, I thank she's just explooreng.") He then came back to check on me ... I was still on the floor working on digging up the damn thang. He came close and looked to see 'whaat am Ah tryin' go git??'. He looked carefully all around, his curiosity peaked... ("Ah weesh Ah could help..")
No barette.. She got her big prize and I still haven't dug it out.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
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