As being Gabriel here, Ah can tell you that Ah've been very happy... y'awl know that. Ah mean, Ah have charge of Pipi, Ah got mom, and ain't nobody bothering me. In fact, Ah got a whole place here, bigger than Ah ever imagined. And so, Ah do as Ah please awl day loong...
But god-dang it, mom sometimes cramps mah style. Laike last night: she kept tryin' to get me out of my favorite spot again in her small room [bathroom]. She tried to cajole me up, poke me here and there with her fingers, spoke to me... But Ah wouldn't buudge.. Ah laiked it right there and Ah couldnt' see whah Ah had to move. Ah was tired and hot.
She wouldn't give up though, sayin' to me thangs laike 'it's time for beddie bye' and awl that... She tried to turn me over so Ah would stand up and kept rolling up on mah belly to avoid being picked up. Finally, Ah'm like: "God dang it! Ah'm just gonna git up and just go around the door and change spots... Maybe she'll be okay with that. She came after me there too! "No! ", Ah protested, raising mah paw to block her hand and keep her from touching mah back. Then she tried to get ahold of me. "Nooo, mom! Ah don't wanna! ", Ah swatted at her with mah open paw this time.
"Ayyyeeehhh!!!!! ", she screamed. Dang it.. Now Ah made a mess and Ah really didn't mean to, and Pipi started staring at me ("What did you do to her?!!). Ah just bounced away as cooly as Ah could muster laike notin' happened. Ah can take a hint after awl...
Saturday, July 25, 2009
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