Gabriel here but let me just skiip all tha pleasantries for naw and get raaght down to the point: Ah had quaaite an interestene day and Ah thank mom has actually rescued me from it awl. Yeah, sir, she came and took me away from all thaat. Ah couldn't even SEE her, Ah tell ya.. Ah could just smell her there for a while, aw-mah- GAWD! So we came home aand she plopped me down on the floor in mah carrier when Pipi comes around. Here Ah am, still in mah carrier and all of a sudden Pipi starts to go mad. Next thang Ah know, Ah'm out and looking raight at Pipi when all of a sudden? She loses it! Ah tell ya, her tail went so big, it scared me!.. And she even hunched her back at me, can you believe it?
Aw-MAH-GAWD!
"Pipi?!!! Honey?! Whaat are you doin?? It's ME, can't you teeell??" She wouldn't give me a chance, she went hidin' behand the couch and started growling to herself laike a crazy-woman. Mom then took me upstairs. Ah tried to walk a little bit but this thang around my neck kept bothering me a little. Ah tried walking and then Ah'd lose my balance and somehow wobble on my belly right to left, left to right... like a "bowling pin", Ah thank mom would say.
Anywah, next thang Ah know, there's Pipi again curious as hell, looking me over; an' then going back into her new crazy act, growling, hissing, hunch-back, bushy-tail and all. A total Halloween act. "Pipi, honey! What is the matter with you??" I tried to reason with her, as Ah took steps toward her. The more Ah walked toward her, the more Ah wobbled laike a bowling pin. And then the closer Ah'd get, the more she'd hiss and run the other way. That made me run after her even more.
Ah can't have that, not from my little Pipi. After all we've had? Naw, sir - Ah can't just leave that alone, Ah have to run after her naw and do some damage control. But sum'thin was really spooking her and Ah couldn't quite figure out whaaat.
Ah lost sight of her again, she hid behand the couches. And there's mom again, trying to run interference, getting me back upstairs again, but Ah could smell Pipi she was now behand the upstairs couch growling laike a retard. It just didn't make any seeense! And then there she'd go off, like a bullet .. laike a bat out of hell and down the stairs agin! "Pipi! Pipi??! Stop, please! Ah'm running after ya, you can't go hide from me. Not like this! Where are you??" Ah tried to plead with her as Ah wobbled down the stairs with this thang on my neck getting in the way. AW-MAH-GAWD!
At least mom came to my rescue again and took the thang off my neck. And then a miracle happened: Ah could walk properly again and Ah could find Pipi under the bed. Ah seized the moment, Ah had to reconnect with her as best Ah could. "Pipi, honey.. what is the matter with you?" Our noses finally touched and she came to her senses, she calmed down. She said that thang around mah neck really spooked her but it was allright now. So, Ah started following her all over, Ah had to make sure we were just as tight as before. Ah don't care how woozy Ah felt, at least Ah wasn't wobbling left and right like before. "Pipi, honey! Remember the good times? We can have it all over again, you know? 'Cmon sweetie. How 'bout we do it raight here?" Ah mumbled as we both stood on the bedroom stool. Mom may have been standing right there next to us but at the time it didn't matter. Ah just couldn't help mahself. "'Cmon, honey, raight now, okay?" Ah begged as Ah got her on the scruff and stradled her. "I don't think so, not right now", she said, looking right at mom. Ah tried, Ah tried again, and she slapped me one. But Ah didn't give up. "Gabriel! She's looking right AT us!!".
Ah must've gotten her by the scruff at least ten times but no-go... Ah just didn't care who was watching. So Ah tried to entice her a different way: We went down to see mah carrier. "See, honey? It's all good, Ah waws in that carrier. Ain't it cool?!!" We both went back in it and she smelled that thang all over, very carefully. "Well.. I don't know.. I guess it's allright.. ", she said. And there was that thang next to it, that thang on my neck lying down on the floor now. She went over to it and carefully inspected it, smelled it real good. " Aww, 'cmon honey! Let's try and do it raiight here! Raaaight next to the THANG and the carrier all at once! ", Ah got excited again and tried to get 'er by the scruff for the umptenth thyme. But, naw.. she woulnd't budge gawd-damit!
Ah was kand of grateful when mom finally had me sleep in a different room that night .. even though she put the thang around mah neck again. At least Ah didn't have to deal with Pipi's insanity all over again. Ah mean, not that she didn't try.. Before mom could close the door, Pipi ran up and saw me with the thang on mah neck and started all up again, bushing her tail and hurling obscenities at me.
You know what? Ah, thought: Ah'm gonna turn mah back on this now.. Ah thank Ah'm really ready for bed now, enough is enough.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
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