Thursday, July 21, 2016
The Rumors of My Sterility
AS THE CAT WORLD TURNS:
"No ...I didn't say you had no sperm... I said you just couldn't get me pregnant when you tried so hard. You can't get ANY body pregnant here, can you? Not even your prized home girl Pipi who you like to scruff so much ... And when I press them, they all admit there've been no babies."
Her "Pretty Girl"
KATIE KITTY'S KAHOOTS:
"I watched in agony as mom stood over big Bella, coo-cooing her and telling her that she's her 'beautiful cat".. Bella looking up at her and lapping it all up. I couldn't stand it ANY more.
From my perch on top of the couch where I had a bird's eye view of this nauseating little scene, I blurted out my angst loud and clear:
"Mmmm!!! "
It wasn't quite a meow..nor a scream. It was a short cry for attention. A 'look-at-ME!' 'Mmmmh!!!"
I need not use words to express myself. She gets it. She came right over and told ME I was her 'pretty girl'. "
Monday, June 6, 2016
A Friend That Can Be Trusted
LITTLE GETTY'S WORLD:
"I have come to feel just as confident and comfortable with Mr. B-Bippy as I do with daddy-Googie all these years. Mom lady calls him "baby" but he's no 'baby'. He defends me and he avenges me - every time. I've seen him chase that mean-girl Katie with a vengeance, he'll fly up those steps after her all on my behalf.
And so now when I see him enter the kitchen, I will get up and follow - just like I do when I see Daddy. He is the deputy alright - and I follow. I feel safe to eat with him around. "
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Attention Appreciated
LITTLE GETTY
"That mom lady...She just wanted to take my picture. So I posed and blinked back at her.
I like the attention. Even if the others don't like it, I've heard the gossip from that shrew Katie sayin' that mom is trying to steal her energy when she gets mad, that Katie. And Bella has told me how she doesn't like it either, it's fake she said. But my role model and best friend miss Pipi don't mind it and nor does my daddy Googie - and that's what I go by.
I like the attention. To me, that's real. "
B-Bippy On the Job: Avenging Princess
"I caught my nasty babysitter at it again!
I'm lurking nearby mom near the corner of the room when my eye catches that Katie stalking my bestie and my family's head, miss Princess. I am in love with miss Princess.. she been good to me since I was a youngster.. And so here I am, watching mean-girl Katie lower her belly to the floor, balancing her bony butt and ready to spring and lunge on Pipi's butt!
I did my own quick stalking - I flew across the room, passing mom on the way and landing next to Katie, causing her to flee up the stairs. I then strutted towards the kitchen, Getty congratulating me on my feat. "
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