BIG BELLA'S BITS:
"I was busy keeping mom company next to the couch when I saw that little minx make a beeline for our boxes.
WHAP!! I reach out and threw a slap in her direction: "YOU'RE not gonna go in there and mess it all up, you little twit! NOT when I have to put up with Googie's wrath every time! "
She just stood there and stared at me with all the entitled-cat indignation she could muster, frozen on the spot. That would be after she hissed with that lisp of hers.. and tried to pull rank on me with her 'important status' in the group as she kept staring at me without a blink. Like, 'how dare I' when she sleeps next to mom every night - and did it once upon a time with Googie... that kind of thing. (Yes, yes.. we know.. We all saw you under the table but it never amounted to anything, did it?!! NO kittens came out of it.) And I don't observe rank or status! I'M the oldest cat and I don't let them forget it!
And that's how it goes. If I'M gonna get hassled over taking a crap, I'M gonna give it back downline. "