GOOGIE
"There are some thangs that momma don't understand about mah cat-dom, mah ways.. When Ah decade to assert mah authoriteh, it ain't no tame to be going to the box to "pi-pi"..
Last naght, Ah decided it was payback. Ah had had it awl this tame, being kept away from momma's bed all naght just cause those two wenches up there, Bella and Katie..
At first, Ah didn't even wanna go ovah there cause of them but momma insisted to take me up there and plop me down on her bed. And then Ah realized Bella was gonna remain bah there, her big butt beckoning me.. Ah struck out. Ah asserted mahself, yes ma'am.. Ah got up and stood in front of her, big and tall.. Ah did not even have to twist mah neck, she cowered so low and got herself into a twist.. her ears all flat and awl. Jumping off the bed wasn't enough, Ah was hot on her trail and chased her under, took a couple air swipes at her.. Ah don't go for the jugular, no ma'am.. Ah just bluff.
Katie was next on mah list.. cause she was nearbah, waiting to cease her moment and get on momma's bed. "YOU! Yes, you!", Ah beckoned as Ah got closer and chased her outta the room. Ah was hot and Ah wound't tolerate no trespassers !!
There was a tame when Ah used to be the only one up there... Well, along with mah home girl, Pipi. But Ah been ...staying away cause Ah been getting those disapproving stares from both of these wenches, not to mention getting slapped bah one of 'em.. but we won't talk about that cause.. Well, Ah had some entanglings going on with that one.. She keeps making me feel unworthy for not producing her kittens, see..
So now, momma wanted me to go pi-pi in the middle of this tirade; she done trah to interrupt mah run of redemption bah picking me up agin and getting me to the box!! 'Time to go pi-pi?', she done tale me.. No, momma, it ain't.. Ah'm beesy here.
Nah next move was to go scruff mah home girl whose nick-name actually EEZ Pipi and mah authoriteh tour would be complete! "